What happened when the pilchard got famous?
He became a starfish!
jokes
Where do pilchards go on vacation?
Where do pilchards go on vacation?
Fin-land!
What did the pilchard say to the other pilchard?
What did the pilchard say to the other pilchard?
There’s some-fin special about you!
What did the shark say after eating a Pilchard?
What did the shark say after eating a Pilchard?
This tastes a little funny!