Why don’t Pilchards like Rock music?
They only like Sole
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing for pilchards?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing for pilchards?
Something catchy!
What did the pilchard say after he broke the vase?
What did the pilchard say after he broke the vase?
I feel gill-ty!
What do you get when you cross pilchard and an elephant?
What do you get when you cross pilchard and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
What do pilchards use to make telephone calls?
What do pilchards use to make telephone calls?
A shell phone!
Why did the pilchard cross the street?
Why did the pilchard cross the street?
To get to the other tide!
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to phish and he’ll become a millionaire.
Why do pilchards like arcade games?
Why do pilchards like arcade games?
Because they are finball wizards!
What games do pilchards like playing the most?
What games do pilchards like playing the most?
Bass the parcel, Name that tuna, and Tide and seek!
What is the best way to communicate with a pilchard?
Drop it a line!