Why do pilchards live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
jokes
Which part of a pilchard weighs the most?
Which part of a pilchard weighs the most?
The scales!
What is the best way to get in touch with a pilchard?
What is the best way to get in touch with a pilchard?
Drop it a line!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a pilchard?
You can’t tuna fish!
Where do pilchards sleep?
Where do pilchards sleep?
On the sea bed!
Why don’t pilchards play football?
Why don’t pilchards play football?
They’re scared of nets!
Which musical instrument is the best at catching pilchards?
Which musical instrument is the best at catching pilchards?
A clarinet!
Where do pilchards keep their money?
Where do pilchards keep their money?
In a river bank!
Why don’t pilchards like computers?
Why don’t pilchards like computers?
They’re scared of the net!
Two pilchards were in a tank. One said to the other…
Do you know how to drive this thing?!