What did the pilchard say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
Pilchard.co.uk
Why did the pilchard get a detention?
Why did the pilchard get a detention?
Because he was being too shellfish.
Why did the teenage pilchard get told off in school?
Why did the teenage pilchard get told off in school?
Because he was talking on his shell phone.
Why did the pilchard blush?
Why did the pilchard blush?
Because he saw the sea’s bottom.
How does a school of pilchard keep up to date about sealife?
How does a school of pilchard keep up to date about sealife?
They listen to the current news.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a pilchard?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a pilchard?
One is a scum-sucking scavenger; the other is just a fish.
Why did the pilchard get bad grades?
Why did the pilchard get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level.
What do you call a pilchard with a tie?
What do you call a pilchard with a tie?
So-fish-ticated!
Which musical instruments can catch pilchards?
Which musical instruments can catch pilchards?
Castanets!
What do pilchards use to help them hear?
What do pilchards use to help them hear?
A herring aid!